The picture to the below is a picture of me last summer. As you can see I could use a shave, hot bath and some new clothes. It has not been easy, between spending all my time in the hills and desert here in the south west. My wife left me for a guy flipping burgers at McDonald's. She said he made more than me and could use the steady pay check.
Sure I have spent every dime and I do mean every dime in one venture or another. When I have asked people for a grub stake they always come back with fries and a burger. Guess I don't speak English too good. Sure my lucks going to change soon! If I don't freeze to death, die of thirst or starve.
A cop pulled me over last week and said my plates had expired. He said they were 4 year past due. Well I argued with him and said he was a liar! They were at least 10 year past due. Oops! Me bad!
I really can't complain I get 2 squares a day at the local soup kitchen, but I have become such a regular there they now give me a quiz on Jesus before they will feed me. Man! What you have to do to get a bowl of soup with a bone in it and a piece of stale dried bread.Look make a contribution and I promise not to tell any more jokes ok!Any donations to this web site would be appreciated. Wish I was a preacher, dam they rake it in don?t they.
Sincerely,
Rev. Whitedog
Of the church of the Holy Howl and wish I could do that too!
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